Office-related comment I wish I were clever enough to come up with on my own

After an hour in a spreadsheet I was done.
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Scott: That was fast.
Gary: I was inspired by the title of the program. 'Excel,' it said. I said, 'I will!'


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Whereas this entire blog exists as a diversion from my office tedium--at least for now, while I have a job--and whereas I actually have a quite a bit to do today, enjoy this link and forgive me for a lack of commentary at the moment. I'm currently trapped in cell C4 of 'useless_task_6-4-04.xls' with no exit strategy.