We now return to our regularly scheduled poverty

Goodnight printer, goodnight files,
Goodnight invoices stacked in piles

Goodnight fridge, goodnight coffeemaker,
Goodnight guy who looks like a shoemaker

Goodnight spreadsheets, goodnight e-mail,
Goodnight attractive admin female

Goodnight guy with too much hair gel,
Goodnight Brits whom I all call Nigel

Goodnight Word, goodnight Excel,
Goodnight business casual

Goodnight Midtown, goodnight V train,
Goodnight half off at Au Bon Pain

Goodnight memos, goodnight faxes,
Goodnight excessive payroll taxes

Goodnight copies, good night labels,
Goodnight faulty printer cables

Goodnight stapler! Goodnight phone!
Goodnight!—Now leave me the hell alone!