I caught myself saying "aboot" yesterday in a non-ironical way

So yes, I have arrived in Montreal, and it is every bit as screamin'-ass cool as I had been told. The city and its women are beautiful, it's easy to get around and not too massive, and there's a refreshing dearth of things like Starbucks and uptight commuters and fat people.

I'll have more detailed and insightful commentary eventually, but for now enjoy the first of many amusing links from the Canadian press.

Hey, I can't defend Coors Light under any circumstances. I hope Kid Rock reads this and can offer an illuminating rebuttal. Hell, if he writes complete sentences I'll be impressed.