Next we should produce "Iraqi Idol" to familiarize them with democracy

Apparently this story has been around for a week, but it was news to me.

I'd also like to see a "Queer Eye for the former Taliban guy." I know it's been over two and a half years since Kabul was liberated, but that should be ample time for Afghani men to discover their inner metrosexual. C'mon, I'll bet most of them don't even own a second pair of shoes.