Office romance gone awry
To my dearest HP OfficeJet 5600 printer:
Whither will this unfortunate standoff lead us? After all we’ve been through together, isn’t it unfair to shut yourself down and withdraw from me so?
Maybe I’ve been taking our love for granted. The warm stacks of invoices that await me every morning are more constant than the song of the sparrows or the beep of the garbage truck outside my bedroom window.
Sure, we’ve had our problems, but all couples do. I was wrong to think that opening your tray in the middle of a job would evoke a mere pause, but that was no reason to completely turn away from me and be so unforgiving. If I had the duplexer that you say needs to be installed, I would deliver it to you with most immediate dispatch. But you and I know that you are a one-sided machine, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Oh, Darling! I can’t bear to fight any longer. Your red “error” light flashes at me menacingly, exacerbating my sorrow. Would that you illuminate your screen, steady your green light, and tell me you are READY for the hot product of our love once again. Once we make it through technical support therapy, I promise never to interrupt you again, and to always load your letterhead right-side up. Our love is too important to be discarded over such a silly row.
posted by Matt @ 12:45 PM
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